_____________________Mondays at work are always difficult, but this one is especially hard. After two whole days with Christian all to myself, I am missing him today. And with the introduction of Ms. Twitchy, aka the Elf on the Shelf, the kinky fuckery has definitely been turned up a notch. My inner goddess has never been happier. My mind goes back to Saturday and Sunday. First there was the silver balls, then Ms. Twitchy showed up in the refrigerator with handcuffs. I shift in my chair at the memory. I decide to email Christian to revisit this weekend with me.
From: Anastasia Grey
Subject: Elfin Magic
Date: December 5 2011 09:24
To: Christian Grey
Good morning dear husband,
How’s your day going? I am having a hard time concentrating today…thoughts of elves and handcuffs dance in my head.
Your Ana, xx____________________________ It’s true. All I have been thinking about this morning is the silver balls we used on the “First day of Kinkmas” and then the handcuffs on the second. Christian is surpassing any expectations I had for this game. I giggle out loud as I remember opening the fridge to find that elf sitting on the top shelf! But was priceless was the smile on Christian’s face! I can only imagine what he has in store for the third day of Kinkmas! I look down at my phone. Ah…an email from Christian Kringle himself. From: Christian Grey Subject: Got Elf? Date: December 05 2011 09:28 To: Anastasia Grey Having trouble concentrating at work you say? I have had a hard time keeping things “down” at the office. Memories of having you handcuffed to the stove and spread eagle on the kitchen floor dance in my head. Looking forward to Ms. Twitchy’s next appearance. I wonder where she’ll be? Christian Grey CEO & Magically Delicious, Grey Enterprises Holding Inc. ___________________ Water sprays all over my keyboard as I laugh uncontrollably. I look down at the email for a double take. Yes, it says what I think it says…magically delicious. I grab a Kleenex and wipe up my wet keyboard while still cackling. I do love me some playful Christian. And it sounds like he’s already plotting the next round of hide and go seek with Ms. Twitchy. Although this last round with the handcuffs was pretty amazing. Even my inner goddess was impressed. Suddenly I am feeling warm in all the right places. Perhaps I should share this with Christian. From: Anastasia Grey Subject: My Lucky Charm Date: December 05 2011 09:37 To: Christian Grey You have me intrigued, Mr. Grey. While I can’t wait to see where Ms Twitchy shows up again, I can’t stop throbbing over what you did to me in the kitchen. There’s a whole new meaning to the phrase, “barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.” Your sweet torture to my every body part has me magically desiring your tongue. Your Ana xx, Suddenly craving cereal or something like it;) _________________________
I can see it’s going to be yet another day of trying to keep my composure and breathing together at work. My panties are noticeably wet now with all this talk of this weekends festivities in the kitchen. Christian cuffed me to the handle of the stove, then tortured me with his tongue and THAT feather. I throb hard at the thought.Suddenly feeling warm, I take off my blue blazer and place it on the back of my chair. Looking down at my white silk blouse, I wonder when my belly will officially “pop.” I can definitely tell that my body is changing. My breasts are fuller, rounder and an overall curvier look to me. Christian has already hinted at tasting my breast milk. “I just wonder how sweet it really is,” he says nonchalantly. The ding of my phone snaps me out of my kinky Christian thoughts. From: Christian Grey Subject: Twitchy Palms for Ms. Twitchy Date: December 05 2011 09:45 To: Anastasia Grey Magically desiring my tongue Mrs. Grey? How about magically sex mad and insatiable? And yes, barefoot and pregnant suits you, in more ways than one. I just can’t decide if it was your ankles cuffed to the oven was hotter than your wrists cuffed to the oven. The look on your face while I cuffed your ankles was incredibly hot. And you did taste magically delicious in that position. Christian Grey CEO & now craving your marshmallows, Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc. _____________________________ Oh my. I stare at the words on the screen as the throbbing down below recedes. It’s not even ten o’clock in the morning and Christian has me hot and bothered. And unable to concentrate. The wheels start turning in my head. Deciding to follow Christian’s thought-process and be an in-the-moment kind of gal, I tell my secretary that I am going home for the day and pack up and leave. __________________________________________________ Once I arrive at the Escala, I quickly start to put my plan into action. I change into comfortable clothes, grab a quick sandwich and then email Christian the picture I just took in the bathroom. Suddenly my nerves replace my adrenaline rush. Playful Christian can sometime turn to twitchy palmed Christian in a moments notice. I look over at my inner goddess who is wearing her reindeer headband and cheering me on. Okay, okay….here goes nothing. From: Anastasia Grey Subject: Come Find My Pot of Gold Date: December 05 2011 10:45 To: Christian Grey A little elf has gotten herself into some trouble. Here’s a picture of what she left….come find me if you want;) Love, Ana & ready to get wet;) _______________________________________ I sent the email and anxiously wait for Christian’s response. Not even thirty seconds later, my phone buzzes. From: Christian Grey Subject: Dirty Elf Date: December 05 2011 10:46 To: Anastasia Grey I am getting in the car. You. Naked. Shower. Now. Christian Grey CEO & Ready to Slip & Slide, Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc. __________________________________ Oh my. My inner goddess has her bathrobe on and is singing “Have a holly, flog me Kinkmas, it’s the best time of the year….Oh by golly have a holly, flog me Kinkmas this year.” to be continued….xo